Why so Many Tesla Drivers Turn Out to Be Deviants…

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Why so Many Tesla Drivers Turn Out to Be Deviants…

After the, relatively, huge number of Tesla crashes and, now, multiple vehicular manslaughter charges, many are examining the type of people that drive Tesla’s.

An inordinantly large number of them have turned out to be:
Abusive, partner-beating, fraud-charged, drunk, asshole high-priced doctors and dot.com frat boys. There are, overall, quite a massive number of drunks, in fact.

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TA-  West Conn Tim.

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Tesla Driver “Douche Bag” Controversy. Are Tesla drivers inherently unsafe?

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Tesla driver blames fatal crash on new-car smell – Fossils …

A Santa Cruz resident has blamed the new-car smell of his Tesla Motors Model S for an accident that claimed the life of a bicyclist, the Santa Cruz Sentinel reports.
blog.sfgate.com/energy/2014/02/07/tesla-driver-blames-f…

HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL TESLA DOUCHE BAG?

Are you concerned that, you too, might be an arrogant, self-obsessed, unaware, elitist, rich, prostitute-hiring, silicon valley-like, Drunk-Driving, hipster, yuppie, anal-sex-wanting, superficial, smug prick? Don’t worry, this will help you become aware:
DOUCHEAccording to Urbandictionary.com, a Douche-Bag is, well, here is the definition:

“Date: circa 1963; slang : 1 The term “douchebag” generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation. Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others. He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room… and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade. He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind. To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group… while contributing nothing. A-list ego; D-list status. Other Forms: Douche, DoucheyMeat heads are douche bags. Dude, stop being a douche bag. Dude, stop being a douche. Dude, that was a douchey move.”

You know them when you see them. You probably know a couple of them personally. But what makes these creatures turn out like this? Is it a learned behavior or is it a uniqueness in their genes? Did they get bitten by a drunk, coked out, outcast spider that changed their DNA? Here is our compilation of the Top 10 Signs Of A DoucheBag Dude…

1. Pink Knit Shirt With “Popped” Collar

First of all, lets just say one word: Pink. When coming out of the mouth of a woman, referring to something soft and cuddly, or when talking about a little girls room, it makes sense and even makes you feel good inside. When referring to the color of a shirt on a so-called “grown man” who is laying face down in a blacked out stupor, not so much. It screams desperation and loneliness. Next, lets talk about the “popped” collar phenomenon. Let’s just say that if you need to project how you are “cool” by doing this, it once again shows how desperate you are for attention. Or to quote Jacek Bukowski…”Even stupid things should be done wisely”.

2. You Wear Your Sunglasses At Night

It can be said with a fair sense of certainty, that you are truly in the presence of douche-baggery if you notice, suddenly, that you cannot see the eyes of the person you are talking to. This is especially true if it is dark outside, and, even worse, it has been dark outside for hours. Sunglasses are, hence the name, meant for the sun. They are not meant to be anywhere near your body if that sunset happened more than two hours ago. And just a question…who has needed sunglasses inside a dimly-lit bar…ever?.

3. You Talk To Your Guy Friends More Than Your Girlfriend

Assuming that somehow this douche-bag met a girl who is probably just as douchey as them, you know for sure they are a douche if they spend more time “with the guys” than they do with their “girlfriend”. A true sign of a real man is showing passion, compassion, and love for the woman in your life…a selfless devotion to making her happy and feeling good (which makes a decent man feel good as well). A true sign of douchey-ness is to adhere to the strictly made-up and fictitious “Bro-Code”, which just means you will never have a real relationship with a female as long as you live (or at least as long as you stick to “the code”).

4. You Talk Down About Women and Hit On Any That You Meet

Let’s just get to brass tacks here gentlemen…don’t be an asshole. It does not mean that you are cool, show higher status, are hard to get, are a ladies man, are successful, are good at “playing the game”, or are even attractive, to talk down to a woman or try to get in their pants. The only women that will fall for that are ones that have low self-esteem like yourself, and hopefully, not even will they fall for it then. The rest of the world could use one less douche-bag larvae.

5. He Has Posters Of The Movie Scarface Everywhere And Pretends He Is Tony Montana

Look, every guy likes to dream of being in a mansion, in a giant bubble-bath, relaxing with stacks of hundred dollar bills around. The douchey-ness comes in when, due to your lack of actual real-life success, astoundingly overinflated ego, and tremendously poor life management skills, you actually live in a cramped studio, your parent’s house, or with your sister. Not only that, but you have no money saved and work a dead-end job and have no prospects on the horizon. Having no money and no accumulated wealth is not the bad part. Having the lack of those things AND having the attitude that you somehow deserve it and act like you already have it when you don’t…that’s kinda douchey bro.

6. Anything or Anyone Not Like Him Is Either “Gay” or a “Fag”

If you don’t understand something, learn how to do it. If you see someone who is different than you, they might have something to offer you…like wisdom. In fact, if you see someone different than you, douche-bag, they probably have A LOT to offer you in the ways of being a better person. Its easy to blow off and run away from, things that are hard to learn, like sending e-mail, finishing things you start, or counting past the 150lb mark on the weight machine at the gym…but it doesn’t mean it is gay. And just like the person who chooses to dress sensibly and not like a megalomaniac-pretend rock star, it does not make them a fag.

7. Wearing Flat Brimmed Baseball Hats With The Sticker/Tag Still On It

Baseball hats are baseball hats and they have been around for a long time. They have been a normal fashion staple for many men for years, and they look decent on a lot of guys out there. But, somehow, the douche-bags have found a way to infect this piece of clothing and mutate it into their douchey look. They make sure that they flatten the brim out, even going so far as to iron it flat, turning it into a pseudo shade maker that doesn’t even make shade. They leave the sticker on either the bottom or the top of the brim, showing that it is “new”. They wear it low over there eyes, almost on their eyebrows, either facing front, turned backwards, or ridiculously sideways.

8. You Flash Hand Signs In Every Photo You Are In

If you are in a gang, have had to sell drugs to make a living, or have spent time in “the slammer”, then maybe…just maybe, you can flash hand signs in your photos…but even then its pretty ridiculous looking. If you are a pink shirt-wearing, night shades, and too-much-fake-bling type of guy, then you definitely have no business or, shall I say right, to flash your hands in any way whatsoever. Keep them to yourself bro-ski.

9. You Are Currently Obsessed With A Sports Team

If you are over the age of 15 and you still own and wear sports jerseys as normal attire, and you are currently not a member of a pro sports team, you have a problem. Just the same as people who dress like Spock or Darth Vader at Comic Conventions, you too bro, have a sickness that is equal in magnitude. Men really could care less what happens between the two teams in any sport. Its for the fun of it and the entertainment. When you have to meet the “boys” at the sports bar for every game and get enraged when your team loses, there is a problem. Seek help. Seek it now, bro.

10. You Really Identify With The Cast Of Jersey Shore

It has basically become the social guidebook of this generation, and unfortunately, it is creating a new breed of douchey-ness. If you find yourself using terms like DTF, GTL, or T-Shirt Time…its time to seriously take a look in the mirror and self-evaluate where your life is heading. Seriously, Bro.
Author: Zack Fiske

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THE MAIN WAY TO TELL IF YOU ARE A DOUCHE BAG?: YOU DRIVE A TESLA!
TESDOUCHE Note to followers:
Elon, King of the Douche Bags and Grand Master of Pretension, III, Esq. will be available for foot kissing and NY Times Reporter beatings in Fremont, California on Sundays.

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Typical Silicon Valley Elitist Hipster Douche Bag Examples:

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AngelHack CEO’s Attack On Homeless May Be Biggest Social Media Blunder Of 2013

The Huffington Post  |  By Lydia O’Connor

In a move that does San Francisco’s tech community no favors, another successful startup CEO has taken to the Internet to air his grievances with the city’s flaws, this time with a tone-deaf attack on its homeless population.

Greg Gopman, CEO of hackathon organizer AngelHack, posted a controversial Facebook post Tuesday night that has since been removed.

“Just got back to SF. I’ve traveled around the world and I gotta say there is nothing more grotesque than walking down market st in San Francisco,” he reportedly wrote.” Why the heart of our city has to be overrun by crazy, homeless, drug dealers, dropouts, and trash I have no clue. Each time I pass it my love affair with SF dies a little.”

Gopman went on to criticize the behavior of such “degenerates.”

“The difference is in other cosmopolitan cities, the lower part of society keep to themselves. They sell small trinkets, beg coyly, stay quiet, and generally stay out of your way. They realize it’s a privilege to be in the civilized part of town and view themselves as guests,” he continued. “In downtown SF the degenerates gather like hyenas, spit, urinate, taunt you, sell drugs, get rowdy, they act like they own the center of the city… It a disgrace… You can preach compassion, equality, and be the biggest lover in the world, but there is an area of town for degenerates and an area of town for the working class.”

That love affair might be a little one-sided. San Franciscans quickly called Gopman out on his comments.

I can think of one way Angelhack CEO Greg Gopman could help solve SF’s “human trash” problem. Move. (Not to Seattle.) http://t.co/z01JNunLAc

— Matt May (@mattmay) December 11, 2013

I will never participate in another @Angelhack event. @Gopmania, this is absolutely vile. https://t.co/MDW8iEgYJY

— Chris (@christophernies) December 11, 2013

The following day, Gopman issued an apology on Facebook.

Last night, I made inappropriate comments about San Francisco and its less fortunate citizens on Market st. I’m really sorry for my comments. I trivialized the plight of those struggling to get by and I shouldn’t have. I hope this thread can help start an open discussion on what changes we can make to fix these serious problems. Again, I am deeply sorry.

The apology went over about as smoothly as expected.

I know he apologized, but @AngelHack CEO’s comments are a perfect microcosm for SF’s new rich and its view on income inequaility #shameful

— Michael Endler (@InfoMEndler) December 11, 2013

@Neuro_Skeptic @AngelHack I know. “Start a conversation” is just another trendy meme for “Jesus, I messed up by saying that in public.”

— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) December 11, 2013

In another social media blunder out of AngelHack, an automated Twitter account programmed to tweet out everything mentioned about the company has been flooded with similarly disparaging tweets. The account was made private Wednesday afternoon.

Gopman must not have been paying attention to the fury unleashed on Celery founder Peter Shih, whose “10 Thing I Hate About You: San Francisco Edition” blog in August led to a citywide demand for his departure.
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The Tesla Nod: A subtle way to acknowledge Fellow Tools.

Time Magazine- Technology Section, Nov. 6, 2013 By Jessica Roy

The Tesla Nod: A subtle way to acknowledge Fellow Tools.
“Sir, I too am a person with too much money”

“Are you a rich Silicon Valley brogrammer who enjoys bonding with other rich Silicon Valley brogrammers over similarities such as “owning an obscenely expensive car?” Do you love driving an environmentally friendly vehicle but think hybrids are for poors? Purchase a Roadster or a Model S and you can become part of the elite club of Tesla owners who nod at each other in public as a way of acknowledging their mutual lack of self-awareness.”

“Be a tool. Drive a Tesla today. Live life on Fire” ™

Eddit T-

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TESLA DRIVERS FOUND TO LOVE DRUGS AND KINKY SEX RESEARCH SAYS

Nino Marchetti at Earth Techling finds, via deep scientific research:

“Tesla drivers, by contrast, tended to have business and finance as their dominant categories of interest. They also tended to like whiskey and breweries for drink and, strangely enough, had abnormally high levels of interest in cannabis, erotic dance, strip clubs and Lululemon.” Click on study image, below, to ENLARGE:

tesla-info-graphic_2400wSpeaking of enlarging, the studies also showed that Tesla owners buy a shockingly large amount of penis enlargement products. It was also discovered that owners of Tesla’s hire more prostitutes and escorts than any other geo-social group in the world. These WHITE, ARROGANT, RICH, FRAT BOY, EGOTISTICAL, DRUG SCARFING, DRUNK, SPEEDING, DEMOCRAT, PROSTITUTE HIRING SEX KINKSTERS are quite a fun group!

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Tesla driver charged with using his Tesla for MANSLAUGHTER. Two Dead!
Drunks & Psycho’s really do seem to
drive Tesla’s.

http://www.lagunabeachindy.com/2013/11/18/tesla-driver-charged-manslaughter-canyon-crash/

http://www.lagunabeachindy.com/2013/11/22/tesla-driver-charged-canyon-crash/

TODD- Fist

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The Stanford and Yale Breeding Charts:

“Do you notice anything about the pictures? Sororities and Fraternities uses these charts to decide who gets into their “Greek System”. They are all the exact same facial structures. They all align to the the Aryan Nazi face “Germanic golden ratio” chart that the Gestapo created to decide who went to the concentration camp or not. You may be a tool of the media. If you are “ Silicon Valley Attractive” you often go for people (without looking for depth) who always use you and dump you as they search for other attraction (called “dating Strange”)  without depth.  Science says that women with “model attractive” “golden-ratio” aquiline facial features will usually fail in love unless they pick the least “model attractive” man with non-aquiline facial features that they can find because two model attractive people generally do not develop the depth or intent beyond appearance and only see the lack of the depth after the superficial comfort has worn off. Do you think the pictures above are all: A.) Hotties and Hunks OR, B.) Bimbo’s who want to ride in Tesla’s and Dicks who want to drive Teslas?. “

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