St. Mattis of Quantico bombed 31 ISIS targets on his first day

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St. Mattis of Quantico bombed 31 ISIS targets on his first day. (

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[–] Crensch [S] 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Hail Mattis, full of rage. Our troops stand with thee. Blessed art thou among the enlisted.

And blessed is the fruit of thy knife hand.

Holy Mattis, Father of War, pray for us warriors,

Now, and in the hour of our combat.




[–] aquaticteabag 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My biggest problem with mattis is that im worried that by the time I’m through training, isis will already be defeated.



[–] Crensch [S] 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] Scine 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh don’t you worry my friend, there will ALWAYS be hajis needing squashed. I thought the same thing by the time I got to Afghanistan in 2002. 🙂



[–] Fibbideh 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Absolutely beautiful.




[–] pissfractal 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He did it all for Greater Israel and the kikes who have him compromised. Amen



[–] PsyOp 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How do you know 31 ISIS targets where bombed on his first day?



[–] Blessthemaker 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It was probably just more hospitals and weddings like Obama’s been doing the last eight years.



[–] aria_taint 0 points (+0|-0) ago 


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